Chingo the Clown Mask

Description

The experts classify clowns based on where they fall along a spectrum. The feel-good balloon artists from your sixth birthday party go on one end, and the paperback horror-novel nightmares go on the other. But even the most studious clown scholars will be baffled by Chingo, who seems to come from a kaleidoscopic dimension where simple categories like ‘clown’ and ‘non-clown’ are almost meaningless. In this twisted reality, clowns are named for the horrible games that they like to play. ‘Chingo,’ for instance, is a game that combines the silent frustration of ‘charades’ and the dumb luck of ‘Bingo.’ It’s almost too awful for words!

From there, it only gets more mixed-up. Those hairpieces, for example, are just a few scraggly fibers from being all-out demon horns. And that smile is truly grotesque, even though it also seems to say we are just going to have the BEST time today! Do clown science a favor, ok? Put on this mask for a few hours, and let us know what type of clown you become. This could be a breakthrough!