Child The Cop Costume

Description

Stop in the little name of the law!

This cop costume has imbued your little guy with the bravery required to serve one’s community, the speed to catch any and all criminals, and the austere authority to enforce the laws of the household, which he has—conveniently—invented himself! What could ever go wrong?

Eating the last bowl of his favorite cereal is punishable by up to three hours of time-out—with not even a book! In his household, bedtime is for the parents! No more telling his sister that she can play with his precious toys! Beds are now only for bouncing on! Spaghetti for breakfast and pancakes for dinner—or else! And please, ma’am, no complaining. He doesn’t write the laws; he just enforces them in this kids The Cop costume. He can play the good cop by smiling and being extra friendly, but if you don’t come along quietly he’ll bring out his bad cop routine and throw the book at you! Especially if you test that curfe— …erm, bedtime thing!

Seriously, this shirt, vest, helmet, and pair of pants are not to be trifled with. We’ve seen one too many good cops lean toward authoritarian when defiant parents misbehave. You can scoff and smile all you want now, but when he’s got the dogs and the entire station searching your bedroom for candy, don’t come running back to us!