Child Nightmare Sweater

Description

We make a lot of big plans when we’re designing our exclusive costumes and accessories. But the sad truth is that even when we think we’re on to something really spooky, it’s usually just one more high-quality sweater. And that’s not—

Hey, did you hear something just now? It sounded just like one of those rhymes that we used to hear on the playground. But we’re not at school: we’re right here in our sleepy little office. Weird!

Anyway, it’s not a big deal that we can’t seem to stop making comfy shirts, however tame they may be. Although there do seem to be a couple of unusually creepy features on this one, like tattered hems and those odd green and red stripes.

Well, at least it seems to match that spiffy hat you’re wearing. And those nifty knives on your hand! And OH GOODNESS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? OH NO NO NO NO NO. NOT LIKE THIS! NOT AGAIN!