Child Blue Second Skin Suit

Description

I’m blue, da ba dee, da ba daa, Da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa

We took a survey around the office, and Eiffel 65’s crossover Eurodance earworm “Blue” (helpfully subtitled “Da Ba Dee”) was the number-one song we’d all call into Radio Disney to request when we were kids. Your child will be singing its catchy strains again in no time in this Blue Second Skin.

Maybe, like Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, your child is gripped by a desire to join the Blue Man Group. While we haven’t heard that the New York performance art trio-gone-Vegas mainstays are accepting junior members, this Blue Second Skin has got to be just about the best way for your kid to get a head start practicing what it’s like to be blue all the time––and without getting blue paint all over everything they come into contact with. There’d be no question of whether or not they’d brushed their teeth if everything they touched was stained blue, but it doesn’t really seem worth the trade-off in Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.

Don’t just feel blue––be blue in this form-fitting jumpsuit. Your talented kid can start a musical group, a miming troupe, or just be the person having the most fun at the party because no one can tell who you are. If your child likes to blend into the ocean, the sky, and amidst Smurfs, they’re sure to feel at home in this Blue Second Skin. If nothing else, they can be the “before” picture to Violet Beauregarde’s blueberry transformation.