Blue Gingham Dress Costume

Description

Listen, enough with the sweet and sappy Wizard of Oz. That was the 1930s. Today’s kids need something with a little more edge. A little grittier, you might say. Sure, Batman can go dark, but can he go this dark? Instead of that goofy, brainless Scarecrow, we’ve got a giant clawed birdman, Crowscare! Instead of that rusted, empty Tin Man, we made an unstoppable machine, the Terminator. And forget that sniveling Cowardly Lion. Not welcome in our Oz. Instead, we have a ferocious man-eater, the Bloody Lion!, And saving the best for last, instead of sweet, naive Dorothy from Kansas, we’ve got sexy, edgy Dorothy from Los Angeles. Better watch out boys, because you do not want to meet her on the Yellow Brick Road after dark.

We’re serious! We’re not messing around here. Dorothy drops a house on that witch deliberately. Glenda the Good Witch? Dorothy takes her shoes too to add to her collection. And don’t even get us started on what happens to all the Munchkins. Let’s just say… well, no, we mustn’t speak ill of the dead. The flying monkeys aren’t flying monkeys anymore. Now they’re flying zombie monkeys! Pretty scary, right? And the Wicked Witch of the West eats puppies to feed. Those scenes are honestly pretty gruesome. But that’s what you want, isn’t it? Sexy, edgy Wizard of Oz! No one under 17 is admitted to this movie, because it’s just too intense! So slip into this costume and let the Emerald City take you. It’s no place like home, Dorothy.