Black Fireman Costume

Description

Ever since you were little, you’ve dreamed about being a firefighter. These brave men and women are true heroes, rushing into blazing infernos to save people trapped inside. It’s thrilling to watch them zoom by in their fire trucks, sirens screaming, as they rush towards a disaster everyone else is running away from. Plus, they get to slide down those awesome metal poles at the fire station.

Now that you’re older, though, you’ve figured out being a firefighter isn’t as blissfully carefree and relentlessly exciting as you once thought. First off, you have to be in amazing shape, strong enough to carry more than 70 pounds of equipment and gear up several flights of stairs. That pretty much means you have to work out every day, and that stinks. Then there are the bad hours. It’s not like people make sure to schedule fires within a normal 9-to-5 workday. Sometimes, you have to roll out of bed at 2 a.m. to answer the call, or miss a movie you’ve wanted to see for weeks since little Nancy accidentally set her parents’ oven on fire—again. The siren was exciting for a while, but now it just hurts your ears. And that smoke is a killer on your eyes and lungs. Maybe being a firefighter is more trouble than it’s worth—but it’s so much fun wearing that uniform!

Well, here’s a compromise that will enable you to keep the fashionable duds without risking life and limb every day: this Men’s Fireman Costume. The sturdy, 100 percent cotton woven twill fabric jacket includes a standup collar, front zipper, four metal buckles and strips of silver and yellow reflective tape. The matching black pants also come with strips of yellow reflective tape around the bottoms, as well as reflective silver knee patches. When you put this on, you’ll look just like all those other heroic firefighters, without having to—you know—fight any fires. Because that’s just dangerous.