Authentic Western Senorita Costume

Description

It’s been a long journey to this little town down in Old Mexico. We’ve been riding for days, got saddle-sore in some very sensitive and unmentionable spots. Herding cattle ain’t what it used to be, and after the dust of the trail, all we want is a good whiskey and a clean bath. We walk into the saloon, tired and weary. The piano man has just started a ditty and we look up and see you standing there. Oh, señorita, your twirling skirt and bright red sash beckon us more than the north star in the sky. We sidle up next to you. Can we buy you a drink? But you scoff. Every man in here buys you drinks, why should we be any different. We answer as earnestly as we can: Ma’am, God could strike us blind right here and now and we’d be so lucky the last thing we laid eyes on was you (pretty good line, right?).

Well, señorita, you can look your absolute best whether in a rowdy saloon in the wild west of Old Mexico or a Cinco de Mayo celebration today (just don’t forget the date of the party). That’s right, bring this old fashioned Spanish flavor into the limelight when you break out your dress and let those colors twirl for all to see. Grab your tequila and take a shot as you step out onto the dance floor to liven up any joint with an intense salsa (the dance, not the dip… well, the dip too if you want to dance while you eat. Just try not to make a mess). Señorita, you capture the hearts of lonely cowboys everywhere.