Authentic Cop Costume

Description

We have to admit: we know you’re on the right side of the law and all, but the authenticity of this good-looking costume is almost criminal!

But then, you’ve always been someone who appreciates doing things by the book, so it’s no huge surprise to us that you do up Halloween right. You’re the guy who takes his car to the dealer when it needs a repair; you’re the guy who actually changes the filter on the water pitcher the day it turns red; you’re the guy who claims 100% of his cash tips to the IRS. Hey, we’re not causing trouble; we applaud your stand-up citizenry. We wish there were more of you out there. Plus, we think the the costume criminals at this party have had it easy for far too long, so we’re glad you’re here to enforce some standards. Look at those half-done looks and anachronistic getups! This gathering needs the tight rule of the Halloween law. We think this Authentic Cop Costume ought to scare revelers into the right makeup and accessories for their costumes, at the very least.

Patrol the party in this police officer uniform and the masses will abide by whatever rules you set. This deluxe costume comes with everything you need to look like the authentic article, from the uniform blues to the badge to the tie and police cap. All you’ll need to finish it off is a cop belt with all the tools of the trade, so the next bad guy who shows up dressed as “the guy who doesn’t wear costumes” can be cuffed and read his rights.