Ahoy There Honey Women’s Plus Size Sailor Costume

Description

Look, we’re not ones for archaic gender stereotypes, but we gotta tell you: We respect the way you know how to wield the power of what you’re working with! Sure, you came on this ship game for adventure, thinking that you’d be setting sail on a ton of seafaring adventures, reaching shores both far and wide, and finding love in every port. And then you got here and realized it was a lot of work to man a ship, and you were like, “Uh, no thanks, I just did my hair.” Some people might take issue with the fact that you weren’t willing to get your hands dirty, but there’s also something pretty powerful and progressive about knowing who you are and what you’re about, and when you say you’re too pretty to swab the deck, we totally respect that!

So you used your womanly wiles and charmed every sailor this side of starboard, and now all you have to do is stand at full mast and watch that bow and stern dip and dive into the ocean blue (does it sound like we know what we’re talking about? It does? Great!). You basically run this vessel now, and it’s not any stretch of the imagination to figure out how you did it! In your nautical blues and can-do spirit, any goal of yours is sure to make it to port!

But now it’s time to receive some much needed shore leave, and boy, are you ready to storm the shore in this Ahoy There Honey Women’s Plus Size Sailor Costume! You’ll have all the sailors singing a sweet tune when they see you in this one-piece blue dress with pretty patriotic touches. It even comes with a jaunty white sailor hat! All you need are a pair of darling white stockings and heels worth docking for, and it’ll be Anchors Aweigh, boys, all day (and night) long!