Adult Super Sperm Costume

Description

Forget Spiderman! Batman who? Guess who is here to save the day… it’s Super Sperm! Transform into the newest superhero with this hysterical adult Super Sperm costume. We have to warn you though, becoming this hero comes with a few important prerequisites. First off, you have to be good at swimming. Like really good. And you also have to be tough and strong. (Because you are going to be fighting with thousands of competitors to achieve your goal.)

We can’t do much with your strength training routine, but we can give you the look of super strength when you go in this costume. With the polyfoam padded muscle effects, this suit is sure to have you feeling like the strongest sperm there ever was. With the muscles to back up your smooth talk, and the stream lined design of this costume, we have to think that you are going to come out on top this Halloween. Just remember to safely store this costume again for next year. (It’s going to take you about 9 months to find out whether or not you’re going to need it again…)