Adult Stay Puft Costume

Description

Now, we’ve already been through the rules. You know that if a Gatekeeper asks if you’re a god, you say Yes! but we also suspect that such an answer might also not line up perfectly with what you hope will happen. After all, if you say you are a god, what happens if they ask for proof!? Unless you’ve got one heck of a magic trick prepared, you’re going to be walking down the exact same path that the Ghostbusters had to. So… assume the god thing isn’t going to work. Then, when tasked to pick your own destroyer, you already know that unless you’re an epic master at meditation, you are going to think of something. We saw what happened before… the Ghostbusters sure failed. Roy Stantz, instead of blanking his mind, tried to come up with a clever trick. If they could think of something that had no chance of harming them, well, what harm could that do? A few ticks later, we have the giant, abominable, legendarily massive marshmallow man of doom! Proton pack or not, there isn’t enough graham cracker and chocolate in the world to match up with that amount of toasted marshmallow. A waste, we say. A waste!

That said, Roy might not have had such a bad idea. He just needed to refine it more. Think of a Stay Puft Marshmallow of a reasonable size, perhaps. Think of a regular marshmallow monster. How bad could that be?

Well, we thought it, and the rules of the Internet means that it has to exist now. So, here we have the Stay Puft costume. A white inflatable jumpsuit with a back zipper, this costume has easy elastic to hold around the legs, wrist, and neck to keep the air in. A simple 4AA battery pack helps to inflate the suit, just as if being filled with spiritual energy! The attached red ribbon and iconic headpiece make the outfit complete and, this time, in a reasonable size to deal with! Although, we’re pretty sure that just means we’re going to have an army of them, so we do have them in multiple sizes just in case you need an entire marshmallow family of doom… but, boy, will you be the sweetest destroyers in the universe!