Adult Kangaroo Costume

Description

The amazing kickboxing velocirabbit.

We’ve been studying the kangaroo for a while now, and we have decided that they shouldn’t be called ‘kangaroos’. No, we think they should instead be called velocirabbits. They have all the power of a steroid taking velociraptor, with the jumping ability of the most advanced rabbits.

And they are still great parents. Just look at the adorable little joeys they carry around in their pouch. They have to be tough fighters when they have such a cute kid. They have to keep him safe from the other animals that live nearby. Like the lazy koala. Okay well maybe not that one. Or, the platypus. Okay maybe not that one either. Okay, well, they still have to be ready for any attack from the outback.

So when you put on this Adult Kangaroo Costume, you aren’t just putting on a kangaroo costume. No when you put on this crushed velvet suit, you are putting on an amazing kickboxing velocirabbit costume. The kind of velocirabbit that is so advanced at MMA fighting you could probably kick Mohamed Ali’s butt. But you are still a pretty great parent. You take the little guy everywhere with you. So, if you are ready to be one kick butt velocirabbit, just slip into this costume, grab your joey, and enjoy being the toughest guy on the block. Or in the Australian outback. Those koalas wont stand a chance.