Adult Hazmat Costume

Description

We’re all prepared for surviving the apocalypse by this point. We might have arranged for shelters. We’ve brushed up on our zombie-smashing tactics. We’ve stored up extra bottlecaps, horded up fresh water, and made sure that there are a few extra crates of twinkies. We even know that, miraculously, several attacking alien species are bothered by water! But, no matter how well prepared you are for the common run-ins with hungry undead and monstrous creatures that have crawled up from the depths of the Earth we thought was oh-so safe, there’s one thing that only a few have prepared for: radiation!

Let’s face it: we haven’t been the kindest to our planet and we have literal buckets of ooze hanging around, sealed in underground pits and several supposedly closed off buildings. But, a few quakes, missiles, or even just rummaging looters are going to give us a whole mess of irradiated zones that are going to pose a serious problem for those of us looking to find those last choice bits of survival resources.

But, not for you. You’ll be fully prepared not only to deal with these dangerous irradiated zones and untested disease wards but also to be quite convincing to the locals that you know precisely what you’re doing. Everyone trusts a person in a uniform and when you show up in this Adult Hazmat costume, you can be certain that they’ll be listening to your every word! The seemingly simple polyester yellow jumpsuit has an attached hood with a clear screen for easy viewing, yellow rubber gloves for manipulation of uncertain materials, and closes in back with Velcro that is probably radiation resistant. Warning: Hazmat costume is only assumed to keep you safe in irradiated warfare zones. We do actually recommend avoiding any apocalypse wherever possible.