Adult Gothic Mummy Costume

Description

Ahhh… Doesn’t it feel nice to step up and stretch out your legs. I can’t even imagine how sore and stiff your joints must be from laying so still for so long. But then again, we humans and mummies have so much to learn about one another, eh? At least you’ll stay nice and wrapped up for protection while you go out in this Adult Gothic Mummy Costume. After all of your time being…uh…dead (sorry there is no nice way to say that) you may need a bit of buffering from the modern world. To sum it up, things are pretty crazy and everyone carries tiny computers in their pockets that hold all the knowledge of the world (and more than a few cat memes). We think it might be a bit overwhelming and maybe even a tad bit of a downer. But on the upside, this dark and disheveled look will likely be just the thing for your re-entry.

That’s because this gauzy getup gives you the slightest hint of mummy-hood, but in a fun, approachable way! After all, you’re going to need some friends if you hope to make it in the modern world, trust us. And yes, we are sure there will be tons of young archaeologists chasing after you, but we’ll be sure to show you how to block them from your phone.