Adult Deluxe Pharaoh Costume

Description

Ah, ancient Egypt. That tantalizing era that shall forever pique the interest of historians, architects, and costume buffs, alike. For more than three millennia Pharaohs ruled the societal ranks; now, your landlord rules your apartment complex (and we agree, you should be able to get a dog) but you can feel like one in-control dude–king for a night, even–when you a-NILE-ate the rest of the costume competition. Yep, we went there.

Everyone knows that confidence is an attractive quality in any ruler, so you’ll love the swell of pride you feel as you show off your knowledge of hieroglyphs and pyramids (for instance, did you know that the Great Pyramid of Giza is comprised of roughly 2 million stone blocks? Now you do!) This Deluxe Pharaoh costume is smart and timeless, and shows your fellow partygoers that you’re a boss who’s not afraid to get a little sand between his toes.

So, belt your pullover tunic, attach your gold arm bands, fluff the skirt (trust us, you’ll love it), secure your foam collar, slide into your your faux leather wrist cuffs, and fit the headdress onto your proud head (phew! Pharaohs must’ve gotten up early to dress for morning meetings). The headdress even features a cobra at the front–pretty cool if you consider that cobras supposedly protected pharaohs by spitting fire at their enemies. While we do not condone bringing a live cobra to your Halloween party (nor do we really condone having “enemies;” can’t we all just get along?), maybe you can convince that landlord of yours to allow for a small reptile at home. Maybe.