Adult Crab Hat

Description

Real crabs make lousy hats. We know because we’ve tried it and we have to say that it just doesn’t work very well. Their shell is made out of a dense calcium material that’s not very comfortable and they have all those legs wriggling around. Of course, there’s always those pincers you have to watch out for as well. Wearing a real crab for a hat just seems like a horrid proposition. This soft, comfy crab hat on the other hand? Well, that’s a capital idea!

Made out of plush, soft fabric, this crab hat will be a real delight on your noggin. You never have to worry about getting pinched or prodded, since it’s a piece of cartoony apparel that gives the satisfaction of wearing a crustacean on your head, without any of the odd and icky downsides of wearing a real one. So, before you head out to the beach in hopes of finding a crab to wear on your head, just order this cool hat.