Adult Bust Head

Description

Okay, we know exactly what you’re thinking about this thing… yes, we know this LOOKS like an amazing ancient sculpture that some world-renown classical master created from a single slab of marble during the Renaissance, but we have to tell you the truth (in a minute). It’s not something you’ll find in any museum anywhere, not even the humongous Louvre in Paris, (although who could say, that place is so big you could never actually see it all, and our feet are still hurting, but we digress…). No, the best part of this beautiful piece is that it looks exactly like YOU. And if those Night at the Museum movies are to be believed, you’re really going to come alive in this thing after hours.

Yes, by now you’ve probably figured out that this is not a marble bust that looks exactly like you, and you’ve also probably figured out that, no, it doesn’t come to life just because Ben Stiller is nearby. It’s actually a costume! That’s right, this amazing adult bust head costume is one of those very clever make-everyone-do-a-double-take costumes that you can wear to wow your friends and impress art history majors the room over. All you need to do is stick your head through the frame, wear a white wig, and paint your face to match, and you’ll be all set to be on display as the work of art that you already are. Just be sure to tell people to keep their hands off the art. It’s fragile stuff, you know!