Why did the crayon cry?

He was feeling blue!

Everyone has talked about feeling blue at one point or another in their lives. Amateurs. You can one-up them all with this Sky Blue Adult Crayon Costume and be the bluest person at the next costume party. Put on this costume, and you might even be the bluest person in your town… no, even your state! Your country! The world! And your parents said you would never amount to anything. They said your liberal arts major would be a waste of money. They asked you why you didn’t study engineering like your big brother. He has a BMW. He has a timeshare. But you know what he doesn’t have? This blue costume. Who’s blue now, huh? Well… both of you. But you’re still bluer.

Just think of all things you can do with this awesome costume… You could put together a traveling troupe of fellow crayons, bringing color to people’s lives wherever you go. You could be your own still-life exhibit at the local art museum. You could use your hat as an emergency traffic cone. There is a wealth of inspiration to … draw on.

The costume has a soft, comfortable feel with realistic crayon details—like you just rolled out of a legitimate box of crayons. There’s also a comfy, pointy crayon hat to complete the look. After all, no one likes dull crayons. They’re pretty… pointless.