Adam and Eve Costume

Description

Sometimes your birthday suit just isn’t enough. Or maybe it’s too much, depending on your point of view. The shifting sands of time and our ever-changing cultural norms can be so confusing! Like when we’re reading about the creation of humankind, are we supposed to want Adam and Eve to put on some clothes, already? Should we want everybody living nowadays to go back to being naked? Society has changed so much since then that we have a hard time figuring out what we should be rooting for.

Luckily, this Adam And Eve Costume for couples makes things simple. Even when you’re fully-clothed in these his-and-hers jumpsuits, you’ll look even more like naked people covered in leaves than you did before! Unless you were already two naked people covered in leaves before putting on these outfits, in which case they will let you take to the streets without getting arrested for indecency. Either way, you’ll be ready to party together like its your last night in the Garden of Eden! Although we can’t tell whether that would be really wild and fun, or kind of depressing.

Whoa! Who would have thought that a simple naked-people costume could be so thought-provoking? And while we’re asking the tough questions, why does a book as complicated as Genesis come first in the Bible, anyway? Well, we never claimed to have all the answers. Besides, once you’re the ones wearing the Adam and Eve Costume, the history of fashion is exactly what you make it!