11.5″ Velvet Rose Bouquet

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Look, we know wedding planning is a stressful experience, and that even the smallest things can threaten to throw a normally chill bride over the edge. “Bridezillas” is a show for a reason! And usually, we’d stand back and just let you do your thing and make your own decisions…it’s your day, after all. In the end, you have to live with every small detail for the rest of your life (not to, y’know…stress you out even more about that) and so you should totally, totally have whatever makes you happy!

But we gotta tell ya – we have some concerns about this 11.5″ Velvet Rose Bouquet that you’ve picked out. Maybe it’s that the color reminds us of death, or the fact that there are literally spiders crawling on it, but it’s a little creepy. If you were going for the Bride of Frankenstein type of aesthetic, we’d totally get it, but…the last time we checked, you weren’t undead. Unless there’s something you need to tell us? Because man, if you were, it would really put the whole “we don’t need food at our wedding, just lots and lots of young, warm-bodied virgins” catering request into perspective!