Women’s Cruel Boss Lady Costume

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So, you’re a super-fierce lady boss. You’d have to be living under a rock to not realize that female archetype is an enviable thing in these modern times.

But…did you know that you are actually a part of a long lineage of legit lady bosses who all descend from a certain…complicated…character? You see, in the olden days, for a woman to get ahead meant they often needed to take drastic measures. But one such broad took the world by storm with her determination, and has lived in infamy every since. Meet the one and only, Boss Lady, the original lady boss. She isn’t soft or easily manipulated; she doesn’t have a shred of love for animals but she does have a feverish affection for fashion! Since Halloween is all about looking great, we’re willing to overlook that first part and focus on how amazing you will look in this Women’s Cruel Boss Lady Costume! Plus, our costume is cruelty free–no puppies involved (except the memes we looked at during production).

So, even though your business is a whole lot more PC, we think you may want to channel your dark side and try working a high leg slit this Halloween. It’s important for a powerful woman to know all the facets of her personality, so for one night (and one night only) you should let this red and black, faux-fur trimmed ensemble transform you into a sleek animal-hating woman in charge. We don’t recommend that you follow her lead in anything except bold (cruelty-free) style; but we do recommend adding a long cigarette holder and two-toned wig and tapping into just how powerful a lady boss you can really be!