Women’s X-Ray Skeleton Jumpsuit

Description

This Women’s X-Ray Skeleton Jumpsuit is a real brain-tickler, because it’s designed to fit as snugly as a second skin, but it lets people see what’s deep down at your core. A healthy skeleton!

Get ready for a bunch of compliments on this sleek, form-fitting jumpsuit, and the strong bones it shows off! People will want to know what exercises will help them develop your svelte physique, and what kind of milk will help ensure that their own bones calcify into a support system as robust as yours! Whether you’ve always wanted the perfect opportunity to break into the upper echelon of fitness gurus, or you’d simply appreciate a little credit for all those years on the straight-and-narrow of good nutrition and posture, this is the outfit for you!

And if you don’t feel that you’ve quite hit your personal training goals yet, this costume should still seem like a pretty appealing option. Because we hear that black is a slimming color, and we can’t think of anything more trim than a skeleton! Okay, all this speculation about the fitness of a complete stranger is a little spooky. But so is a skeleton! Add a skull mask or some haunting headgear of your own choosing if you want to highlight the timeless scare potential of a classic memento mori.

Whatever you do, don’t let anybody tell you that you’re underdressed if you’re wearing a spectacularly slinky suit like this! Everybody can see that you’ve got it where it counts.