Women’s Officer Anita Bribe Costume

Description

“Never underestimate the effectiveness of a straight cash bribe.” – Claud Cockburn

Sometimes criminals don’t want to get caught. (Yeah, we couldn’t believe it when we heard it either.) So, to avoid their imminent capture they grease the hands of the local cops. Or the judges, depending on how big their criminal enterprises are.

But you, Officer Anita Bribe, would never accept any money from criminals. Pfft. Of course you would. Because who doesn’t like a little extra cash in their pocket? How else are you supposed to pay for those shiny new handcuffs? And how are you supposed to pay for those Aviators? A girl has got to have accessories.

In this Women’s Officer Anita Bribe Costume you can accept all the bribes that you want. And there will be a lot, because as we said earlier, criminals don’t want to get caught. And they are willing to pay the big bucks for their freedom. How else are you supposed to buy all the cool accessories to go with this costume. Like the handcuffs, they can be used on more than just bad guys, they hold suspected bag guys just as well. And how would you pay for a new baton, your last one accidentally broke when someone thought a cool 50 bucks would get them out of trouble.This costume will have you rolling in the dough. It’s not like batons grow on trees.