Women’s Ain’t Misbehavin’ Flapper Costume

Description

Just because you’re having a little fun doesn’t mean you’re doing anything wrong! Them cats got all riled up when you started swinging around with that new flapper dress, but they shoulda known better. This is the modern era and short fringe dresses are in! They’re the cat’s pajamas, and the boys are gonna be seeing a lot more of them soon, so they better get used to it.

Besides, doll, this is the 20s! You’re a modern woman. That’s right! Short dresses, short hair, dancing the night away, and being frank to anyone you speak to… that’s the definition of a modern lady. Which is why all them goons can just chill out. It’s not like you’re being indecent or anything! You’re just over here with a smoke and a drink minding your own business. They asked you to the party, you came to the party. And of course you came in your best party dress!

When you walked in in this Ain’t Misbehavin’ Flapper Costume you sure turned some heads. With the black dress covered in sequins and fringe, feather headband, and cigarette holder, you were looking like one fancy dame. Of course you’d draw some lookers! But now you’re here to have fun and those old stick-in-the-muds can mind their own business. Now, hows about you show us what you got out on that dance floor? We bet your dress looks even better when you’re swinging.