The Toilet Adult Mask

Description

Music to hear, why hear’st thou music sadly?Sweets with sweets war not, joy delights in joy. Why lov’st thou that which thou receiv’st not gladly, Or else receiv’st with pleasure thine annoy?

It can be hard to be a toilet. The things that you hear. Ugh. And then people telling you that you have a potty mouth. They tell you that you have to start watching what you say, because they never know what to expect from you. Some even go so far as to say “Put a lid on it,” because of all the crap that you say. You try to tell them you were just quoting the Bard but no one really believes you. It’s tragic.

If you were to wear this Toilet Adult Mask however, you could probably get away with saying a lot more than you do right now. People would laugh at your perfectly recited soliloquys coming out of the business end of a toilet. You would be able to tell them that your potty mouth is the same as the famous William Shakespeare. Just try not to make any cracks about seeing the full moon. In fact, maybe just stick to the sonnets.