Sookie Stackhouse True Blood Costume

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“I just keep thinking that if I make the right choice, all this madness will end and my life will go back to normal. But it’s not gonna end, is it? This is it. It’s not gonna change. We say goodbye, and the next thing, you guys are back in my house.”?Sookie Stackhouse, to Bill, Eric and Alcide

So you’re a Southern Louisiana Halfling (aka, a human/faerie hybrid) telepath with a great rack who just keeps falling in love with the wrong Vampire!

It wasn’t always easy to cope with constantly hearing people’s thoughts even when you thought you were just a telepath and didn’t yet know you were descended from fairies. Hearing people’s darkest secrets – without even wanting to, which we don’t really understand, but maybe you’re just a better person than us? – made your social life more awkward in your small town of Bon Temps than it already was. But through constant concentration, you trained yourself to block out people’s thoughts when you want to and turn a blind eye to their secret misdeeds (or at least, until you got emotional or drunk…then all bets were off!). And then in walked that Vampire, and life as you knew it just got a whole lot more interesting (granted, we thought it was already pretty interesting – you have fairy blood! You can hear people’s thoughts!).

But when you need a bit of normalcy, there’s nothing like a hard day’s work at Merlotte’s Bar and Grill to keep you feeling halfway normal! So put on this licensed Sookie Stackhouse True Blood Costume and get to work – after all, even the undead need them some chicken fingers and fries (even if it’s just for the irresistible smell of ‘em…or you!)!