You’ve seen pink flamingo lawn ornaments before, right? They’re sort of a classic piece of Americana decor. They’ve become rarer than they used to be (we don’t get it either), in fact, they were thrown away en masse in the 1990s. Problem is, they’re back and they’re hungry. We thought we were through with the pesky things, but little did we know that they weren’t through with us. We always thought the zombie apocalypse would rise quickly, but we never thought it would start with zombie flamingos. Why, Florida, why?
Bring back the flamingo craze in your neighborhood but this time with a twist! Your neighbors will be thrown for a loop when they walk by your place and see this half dead creature standing post in your yard. You’ll of course get a kick out of their confusion because duh people of the neighborhood, zombies are all the rage!