Zombie Doctor Costume

Description

“Nurse, pass me the scalpel! I am going to make an incision around the cranium.”

There are a few qualities in medical professionals that reassure patients—or us, at least—that the care we receive will be top-notch. Top among them, of course: cleanliness! There’s are multiple reasons hospitals smell like medicine and bleach, and we won’t bore you with an explanation. Next is a soft, calm voice, one that says “I’m here for you,” “I’m a reasonable, logical, rational human being,” and “You can be confident in my understanding of the human body.” Those silky smooth, understanding voices convey empathy, sympathy, and a genuine investment in your health and well-being. Last, we expect a good complexion.

Okay, so complexion doesn’t matter so much, but they need to have skin—something this poor fellow didn’t understand when he said the above and started licking his lips. So, yeah, he won’t likely make a great cranial surgeon, and we’re going to stay far away from his office, let alone the operating table. But if you’re looking for a Halloween costume worth its weight in horrified patients, you’ve just found it! A gory mess from (scalped) head to (rotting) toe, featuring at the very least less skin than you’re probably used to, this Zombie Doctor Costume features the bare minimum light blue scrub material to pass as a medical professional. Nab this and make an appointment for the nearest costume party!