Women’s Zebra Costume

Description

Some of our old adages are particularly useful when trying to survive the false news and crazy tales from billboard stories. For example, they say that when you hear hoofbeats, you should think horses instead of zebras. It is a warning to try to remain logical and think of realistic things when in the midst of a question. Try to stay simple! It helps to ensure that you can more accurately identify what is taking place and, when you are ready to act, your simple is plan and sure to go off without a hitch. Coming up with really complicated plans can too easily result in something going wrong.

But, then again, that’s a pretty freaking limiting perspective. Without those crazy ideas, where are any great ones going to come from!? Because, the eccentric plans are the ones that make the history books. Nobody talks about that time that those swordsmen walked up and attacked those other swordsmen and won. No… they talk about when the warriors hid inside a giant constructed horse and remained hiding throughout the evening until their enemies went to sleep, then jumped out and won the day! Well, that plan certainly wasn’t a horse plan, was it! That was the Trojan Zebra!

You, too, can bring some unique ideas to your Halloween season by showing up in attire that nobody could have ever expected with this Women’s Zebra costume. This polyester and spandex pullover dress has gorgeous white and black patterns that perfectly resemble the most exquisite of equines. The roaming an intricate patterns aren’t just stripes, after all! The attached hood pulls over to give you adorable ears and a faux zebra mane. Finally, the elastic belt has a refined metal hook closure that cinches everything together. Show the proverbs where they can go and when you hear hooves, think zebras.