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Women’s Stars and Stripes OppoSuit

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 So, you’ve dubbed yourself as the epitome of an “American Woman,” but you’ve decided that you’re going to change the impression that the popular song evokes. The Guess Who and Lenny Kravitz sang lyrics about fending off a persistent woman they’re trying desperately to avoid. Sure, you’re definitely tenacious, there’s no doubt about that, but we don’t see why anyone would try to ditch you, especially when you’re wearing this women’s Stars and Stripes women’s OppoSuit. Wear this 2-piece ensemble and promote your new bold image loud and proud. The tables will turn and no one will be able to resist your pragmatic attitude! 

Instead of being seen as a nuisance that can only be sidestepped through the power of flight (“I wanna fly away”), you’ll promote a new and positive image when you’re wearing this blazer and pencil skirt combo. When everyone sees you in the striped jacket with single button and faux pocket flaps, paired with the star printed pencil skirt you’ll symbolize the American Dream in the classiest (and most fashionable) way possible.

Well, are you ready to be the “American Woman” that everyone flocks to? Musicians won’t be provoked to run and hide any longer. When they see your blatant love for your country and your unabashed confidence, it just may elicit Lenny Kravitz to re-work the lyrics to the well-known song!

            

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