Womens Plus Size Downtown Doll Costume

Description

Oh darling, you look simply marvelous! Let’s do the Charleston. Just take your hands like this and your feet like that and… Okay, we may not know how to do the Charleston, but we do know you will be the most glamorous gal at the party with this flapper fashion. Nothing matches flapper fashion either. What other fashion gets to combine so many awesome details? Want a feather boa draped across your shoulders? Flapper will do it. Want to wear elegant elbow-high gloves? There’s a flapper for that. Want a feather hairband so that you’re doing some literal peacocking? Flapper does it! Besides, would you look at the fringe on this dress? Just imagine the zzuzzing you’ll do walking about the room. You know zzuzzing, right? You walk and the dress sounds like “zzuzz, zzuzz, zzuzz”. Probably. We’re terrible with onomatopoeia. Just trust us that you’ll enjoy the sweet sounds of your dress twirling about and sparkling up a room.

Speaking of sparks, how about flapper cigarette holders? Could they be any longer? It’s like, hey lady, if you want the cigarette to be so far away from you, just don’t have one! We’re just kidding of course. They used those long cigarette holders in the 1920s because those boas and feathers are highly flammable. Yup. One errant hot piece of ash (we said ash) and the whole party could go up like a tinder box. No, not tinder like you use. Tinder refers to… you know what, nevermind. Go do the Charleston and have some fun. Don’t forget to zzuzz!