Women’s Pinup Prisoner Costume

Description

In a world where everyone is ready to point fingers at anybody else for whatever misstep may have been taken in the last few hours, there’s a pretty unfair trend in blaming women for the majority of troubles. Whether it is a mistake in the kitchen, a car accident… heck, even climate change, it doesn’t take too long before there is some finger-pointing at the nearest lass for a problem that, likely, didn’t even involve her!

Well, we know that you probably are innocent of whatever crime has been tossed your way and we apologize that the system wasn’t there to help you out… but, sadly, it sounds like you’re bound for the slammer. There are still steps that can be taken and we’ll be with you all the way in full support. Contact all the folks you need to tackle the various appeal processes and we have high hopes that you’ll be cleared of all charges in no time. Who knows, though!? With your charm, you might even be able to reduce sentencing down or have it all thrown out. Of course, there is the problem of appearing in front of the judge in improper attire.

We’ve got your back, there, too with this Women’s Pinup Prisoner costume. Sure, it isn’t the attire to which a woman of your standing is accustomed, but it is sure to do the job in getting you off on time served! This polyester dress has an off the shoulder neckline all secured in prison-tech elastic and a long slit up the skirt for easy movement. The black belt fastens with Velcro and comes with decorative handcuffs that you’ve cleverly stowed away for your escape tactics. A simple pillbox hat of the same black and white stripe scheme attaches by headband or pins. We must make the best of our situation, and, if nothing else, there is always early release for good behavior!