Nothing like growing up in Toontown, where basically any crazy thing can happen at any time. Want to drive through that wall? Paint a hole in it! Want to blow up a cartoon duck? The duck’s beak spins around and he’s fine! You can even jump off a building. Once you hit the pavement you’re flat as a pancake, but just grab a bicycle pump (Acme brand, of course) and reinflate yourself and you’re good as new. Toontown sounds pretty fun. Except for those weasel guys. Ugh, everyone hates it when those guys show up. And don’t even get us started on the Dip! Judge Doom is a whole new level of evil. Guy gives us the creeps. But the very best part of Toontown might be the one and only Jessica Rabbit. Va-va-va-voom! Unfortunately, she’s taken.
“What does Jessica see in Roger, anyway?” It’s what everyone wonders, right? What a ridiculous question. Roger is a hilarious, fun, goofy toon who, while also being kind of an idiot, loves to laugh. Of course Jessica finds him irresistible. She’s so bored with all the typical men and their typical wandering eyes. They just see a piece of meat, they don’t see her. Roger’s different. But still, well… look at her. She’s gorgeous. You can’t help but stare when a woman can sparkle with so much shine and take everyone’s breath away. Have all eyes on you when you walk into a room, whether a nightclub or a PI’s office. Just don’t let frisky toons try any pat-a-cake.