“Like, why are you so obsessed with me?” – Mariah Carey
So you’re a gypsy living in Paris who basically just drives all the men who come into contact with you completely crazy!
Listen, it’s okay – you can’t help that you capture the hearts of many men, to the point where they literally try and kill each other in order to win you over. It’s not your fault if some archdeacon develops some weirdo obsessive lust for you! And yeah, you’re nice, so giving water to some poor handicapped guy who was being publicly punished was a no-brainer. How could you have possibly known that that one small act was going to mess up yours and everyone else’s lives so much! You were just trying to live your life, and here come a bunch of men, fighting and killing and performing daring rescues and battling armies and double-crossing each other, all for the chance of what would in modern-day terms be one date for you! Like, get some hobbies, men!
But anyway. Your story doesn’t necessarily have a happy ending, so you should totally try to have fun while you still can. And that’s where this Women’s Gypsy Costume comes in! Super colorful and cute, it comes with a pretty white peasant top edged with elastic (so it’ll stay in place even when you’re dancing), a fuchsia corset-style bodice, and the skirt has four fuchsia and black lace layers! The costume even comes with a purple sash decorated with gold coin trim that you can wrap around your hair. Add a pair of gold heels and people will be helpless to resist your charms! Which is probably what got you into all of this drama in the first place, but who could have predicted that? Oh, maybe you, because you’re supposed to be a gypsy!