Do you work for a woman who’s a bit…difficult? Does she make you do menial labor, keep you out of the spotlight, and curse you, right to your face?
Sounds like you have a bit of an Evil Queen on your hands. Good thing you’re a brainy beauty who thought ahead. When you rock this Women’s Full Length Snow White Costume at the company Halloween party, you’re bound to show her who the true heroine of the office is. She’s threatened by you, that’s why she acts out, demanding her cappuccinos at an exact temperature, making you use a typewriter to take dictation, calling you by the wrong name over and over again. Rather than smash that compact mirror she’s always gazing into, stun her silly with your all-out look. She’ll know for sure that you’re the “fairest of them all,” (and let’s be honest, that’s what this whole thing has been about), and when she acts out in front of the whole office, you can finally report her to HR.
To be honest, we can’t blame her of being a little jealous of this classic’s navy velvet top, gold satin skirt and signature puffed sleeves. Not that we’d poison apple you or anything…gosh no! It’s just that you look really, really good. Too good. Well, we hope this helps your Evil Queen show you the respect you deserve in the future. If not, there are some computer viruses going around that may look good on her new laptop. And everyone knows dwarves are the best hackers.