Women’s Dragon Queen Costume

Description

The Queen of Dragons is hot. We don’t mean that she is literally temperature warm, although she most certainly is radiating an alarming degree of body temp and is wreathed in flames (could be a fever, could be that she is untouched by fire. We can’t be sure). No, we mean she is actually super attractive. Downright sexy. You’d think that’d be obvious but honestly at first we were picturing a lot of scales, some horns… Well, we plum didn’t know what to think! But now we realize she’s a gorgeous queen and we are completely unworthy. It also helps that she commands dragons. Not sure who’s going to bother opposing a woman who can launch a fiery fireball (is that redundant?) of destruction at you. And yes, while we are afraid of those dragons, we also realize that this really really hot (both temperature and attractiveness) woman should be in charge. Sure, democratic elections are nice and all, but… well, look at her!

You’ve got that fire inside too, don’t you? Like you could step through the flames of hell to wage a war on your enemies, all while riding your ferocious fire breathing dragon? That’s why this costume is for you. Because you need people to know that you’re serious about this whole queen thing, whatever it takes. And you’re going to look the part and they should start saying “Yes, my queen” or whatever you want (since you’re the queen). You might not have the whole dragon part down just yet, but worry about that later. Dress for the job you want, right? Well, Dragon Queen? Now’s the time to start dressing!