Women’s Deluxe Poison Ivy Wig

Description

There are two ways to fight for the environmental causes you believe in. You can read the news to keep yourself privy to ecological happenings, write strong-worded letters to your representatives, and finally vote with crossed fingers for the public official who represents you best. That’s option one.

Option two: Use mind-controlling pheromones and toxic flora to persuade and poison your way to eco-justice! With this Kanekalon fiber Poison Ivy wig on your head, option two becomes a bit closer to a real possibility. Another possibility: you can flaunt your crimson locks like the infamous DC villainess while hunting down the Dark Knight in Gotham or at the next costume party. Note: mind-controlling pheromones, exotic plants, and potent toxins are, unfortunately, all sold separately.