Womens Deluxe Drisella Costume

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Look, we totally get it! First, your mom marries some guy he hardly knows, and then she moves you and your sister way out to the country, and then you find out that every thinks your simpering, spoiled new stepsister is totally pretty and sweet. We’d hate her, too! Oh, and then her dad rides off and doesn’t come back, which you’re secretly pretty happy about (#byyyeee), but then everyone starts feeling all sorry for her, which you just can’t handle. Hi, you lost your dad, too! Did household creatures rally around you in your time of loss?! No, they didn’t!

So then your mom basically made her an indentured servant – which, like, thanks for finally doing something right, Mom – and you thought it would be such a blast to order her around and watch her grow haggard and gross with each passing day. But that didn’t happen! Instead she just kept being all quiet and sweet, which is SO irritating, and of course she just kept being super pretty, no matter what kind of rags she wore. Annoying!

So then the ball happens, and you think you’re finally in the clear – Cinderella’s grounded, you and your sister look fantastic, and the Prince is all, “Yo, I’m the Prince” and you think you’ve finally nailed it. But THEN! It’s HER again, coming in hot to ruin your life one more time. No wonder you’re always in such a bad mood! But, if it’s any consolation, in this Womens Deluxe Drisella Costume, at least you look great! Even if the prince is too busy falling for that lame brain Cindy, you’ll have every other man in the ballroom paying attention to you. Finally!