Women’s Court Jester Cutie Costume

Description

Okay, you’re the new jester in court, so you need to learn what you’re doing. First up: make the king laugh. Yes, this guy orders a lot of heads chopped off so it’s better for everyone if he’s kept in a good mood as much as possible. And a word of warning: no slipping on banana peels. The last jester did that so often that the king got bored and… Well, just don’t do that bit. Secondly, you’ve also got to keep all his nobles happy, which can be exhausting since some of them always have something to complain about (you know how those people can be). But, that’s your job so keep at it. Besides, if they complain too much, the king has a solution for that. And you may have noticed that your jester costume is just a bit sexy, right? Well, there’s a reason for that. We figured that if the king wasn’t laughing he could enjoy the view, so we wanted to change the jester costume so it’s a bit spicier. And we have to say, you fill it out quite well.

If this sounds like the kind of job you’d be interested in, then welcome aboard. We’re a bit desperate for new employees on account of the king. But don’t worry, you’ll do great! You look great! Just have some fun and make some laughs! And if you can’t, well… it’s nothing to lose your head over, right? Besides, we have a great benefits plan, and that sexy jester costume will mean you’ll always have everyone’s attention in the royal court. You’ll be the king’s favorite in no time!