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Women’s Chell Portal Jumpsuit

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“Before we start, […] keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.”

Games have a way of sucking us in. Pulling us into their ridiculous antics. “Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.” And we do. We proceed to the next level. And the next. And the next. And, when we finally surface from our game induced coma we realize three days have passed and we have beat the game. (And, that we smell a little worse than we would like.)

But, Portal is so much more addictive. We get sucked into this puzzle game and GLaDOS’ mean commentary and want more. And more.

So, when you are on your next Portal binge, don’t sit around in a t-shirt and sweat pants. Wear this Chell Portal Women’s Jumpsuit. Just don’t listen to the snarky GLaDOS when she says “That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks “stupid””. She is just a little less than thrilled that you get to be having all the fun and she has to be a disembodied voice. Besides, this jumpsuit not only gets you in the mindset of Chell, but it also keeps your regular clothes from getting that gamer-binge smell ingrained in them.

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