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Women’s Cave Girl Costume

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While everyone searches endlessly for the most shared memes, the most relevant pop culture, and the most timely politics to inspire their costumes this year, wouldn’t you rather prop your feet up on a nice, big stone and enjoy the simpler things in life? Like attire made from the coats of wild jungle cats. And fire-roasted squirrel. And we mustn’t overlook the dry safety of a hole in the wall.

…No? Well, even if that’s not your thing, we’ve got the perfect costume if you aim to let some other primal instincts loose this Halloween. Even if squirrel stew somehow doesn’t pique your interest, consider the hilarity that could ensue if you made “sorry, it’s just my instincts” your sole excuse for all your wild behavior. You ate all the deviled eggs? “Not sorry, I haven’t eaten in four moons.” You got caught dancing on the host’s dining room table? “Sorry, but it’s a ritualistic, instinctual thing you modern bipeds wouldn’t understand.” You are being interrogated over the scent of snacks emanating from your purse and coat pockets? “While you all are hunting each other, someone around here has to be the gatherer.”

This one-shoulder sheath mini-dress will make a perfect costume for exploring any of the above possibilities—or for forgetting about the complexities of modernity and dancing like the animal you are. We approve wholeheartedly of the aforementioned scenarios, but cannot promise that all your instinctual impulses will be necessarily “lawful.” Exercise caution—but not too much, you wild thing.

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