Women’s Black Polka Dot Pin Up Costume

Description

There were so many fabulous aspects to the 50s—you could eat cheeseburgers and fries and drink and milkshakes without a care in the world (what’s trans fat?), you could say words like “gee whiz,” and “neato” and be oh-so-cool, and you could wear polka dots every gosh darn day of the week without anyone so much as blinking an eye; we know a retro maven such as you knows a thing or two about this last part.

We’ll clue you in: your pals have come to expect a costume with a major dose of vintage flair from you and we think you’ll be super keen to deliver in this Women’s Black Polka Dot Pin Up Costume. We’ve long been chorusing, “bring back the polka dots,” (could you hear us from the office?) but it takes a special gal to rock this classic pattern right. Now you’re here, hep cat, and boy are we glad to see you. Slip on this costume for Halloween and notice how your life transforms into a 50s wonderland before your very eyes. Suddenly you find yourself researching meatloaf recipes, planning to paint your whole kitchen “avocado,” and craving a Jello mold like no one’s business. Luckily, you have a party to get to, so you won’t have time to see those plans through. Phew!

Instead you can put your time into hopping on the horn and planning for your crew to make the scene at tonight’s big bash. Then you’ll take time to slip into this getup’s gloves, carefully apply cherry-red lipstick, take the curlers from your hair, and let down your locks before slipping into an awesome pair of red pumps of your choosing. Gee whiz, you look far out!