Tween Wisteria Crayon Dress

Description

Wisteria! Everyone’s favorite color in the crayon box, right? Ask any little kid what their favorite color is, and 9 out of 10 times the answer’ll come back: “We love wisteria!” Every basic box of 4 crayons given out with every diner kid’s menu up and down the land has red, blue, yellow and––you know it––wisteria.

Just kidding. Wisteria is for the too-cool-for-school crayon who wants to stand out from the box. “Are you lavender?” “No, I’m wisteria. You’ve probably never head of it.” Guaranteed not to rub off on your hands (but sadly not as edible as real crayons), our Wisteria Tween Crayon Tank Dress is officially licensed by Crayola, unlike those cheap, waxy crayons Uncle Mike got you that just glide across the paper. That’s the last time we depend on Uncle Mike. Doesn’t he know what it’s like not to have the right crayons?

While today’s tweens were born in the mid 00s, (does that you feel as old as it makes us feel?) wisteria was first included in Crayola crayon boxes in 1993, so the Wisteria Tween Crayon Tank Dress is also perfect for nostalgic 90s kids if they happen to still be tween-sized. It ties in the back for a fitted appearance and has a poly-foam headpiece that just screams, “Color with me!” Wisteria is perfect for a garden scene, a princess’s bedroom or cartoon kitten. Look, there’s a reason this is a girl’s costume. The boy equivalent is… taupe.