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Gotta love teeth. You use them to cut, smash, and obliterate food into a tasty pulp. They can be used defensively to chomp on anything you deem too close. You can show them to other people and other people show them back and that somehow is socially understood to mean that you’re “happy.” Not to mention the fact that these little chompers are hard as bone! (but they’re not bone, that’s a common misconception. They are simply similar to bone.)

Having those killer pearly whites does require a bit of upkeep. Need to keep them polished. Need to get extra leftovers off of them. But it’s well worth it when you tear into a juicy steak, wouldn’t you say? (or squash, if you swing that way instead.) To do proper teeth upkeep, you need the proper tools. A brush. Floss. Rinse. And of course, toothpaste!

Ah, toothpaste. An important ingredient to any mouth-cleaning regiment. So here you go: our Adult Toothpaste Costume! You too can celebrate the cleansing paste with a full-on costume complete with little tube cap for your head. For teaching about dental hygiene! For fun! Because you love teeth (and cleaning them)! This non-brand-biased outfit is the right choice for you! So go forth; speak wisdom about dental cleanliness and be the enamel-strengthening gel you always wanted to be!

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