Toddler Pirate Captain

Description

What’s the best part about being a pirate? Is it ceaselessly sailing the seven seas in search of booty to plunder? Is it spending every night partying with your mateys with no cares or responsibilities in the world short of making sure your pet parrot has enough nuts to eat? Is it singing catchy chanties while you’re baking in the Caribbean sun? Whatever it is, we’re pretty sure it’s not swabbing the poop deck.

Pick your favorite part of piracy, they’re all winners. But there’s one thing we’re bound to agree on: it’s always better to be in charge! Pirate captains get to decide which adventure the crew’s going to set out in search of next. They get the shiniest doubloons, whatever those are. And the captain gets to have the sassiest shoulder parrot in the bunch. No one dreams of being the second-in-command. They want to steer the ship, yell “fire the cannons,” have someone else clean their room for them, and never be told when to go to bed.

If your little captain wants to sing “Yo ho ho and a bottle of child appropriate nonalcoholic beverage,” this is just the getup for them. This costume doesn’t skip a detail; it’s really all the clothes the guy needs to command their own galleon. Get them a sword and a flintlock pistol and they’ll be scourging in no time!