As a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, you don’t get a lot of choice in your wardrobe. For one thing, it’s tough to find a clothing company that specializes in the broadly built and scaly, and that’s not even taking into account the shell. The turtles dress on the minimal side not just because they like the look, but also because they don’t have a lot of options. Given their body types and choice of activities, they’re pretty much locked into the color-coded masks with belts and elbow- and knee-pads. Anything more would just look silly.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans, on the other hand, have a much freer range of clothing choice in front of them. Maybe it seems a little harsh to pay tribute to the Turtles while wearing gear whose comfort they themselves can never know, but then again Michaelangelo and the guys are some famously chill dudes. They’re not going to hold a grudge against their fans for rocking the Turtle colors on a comfy tee, even if they do feel a little bit bummed on the inside.
Display your Turtle Power pride in this stretchy, form-fitting cotton-Spandex blend tank dress, emblazoned at the front with Michaelangelo’s familiar shell pattern, belt, and nunchucks, with a turtle shell and orange belt across the back. Be confident in knowing that you’re probably more comfortable in it than a real Turtle would ever be. Then again, you probably couldn’t take out half as many bad guys with a flying jump kick, so it’s something of a trade-off.