Thing 1 & Thing 2 Adult Costume

Description

Once long ago, there was a box. The box was quite boring ‘cause it was a box. Inside it was dark as much as we peered. Then, one day, a light did appear. We climbed to the top to see what was about and from the outside a cat called us out! It said, “You will see something new. Two things! And I call them Thing One and Thing Two!” It said we’d not bite them, that we just wanted fun, so we hopped out of the box—Thing Two and Thing One!

Now that the box has been opened for good, there is plenty to do as we run ‘round the hood. We can jump on the couches and eat all the chips. We can play loud music and dance with our hips. Some people are worried and they say we are mad but they haven’t heard of the joy that we’ve had. One can run upstairs and cause quite a clatter while Two can run downstairs and ask, ‘What’s the matter?’ And when it is cleanup time, Two is to blame, so Two will just chuckle and quick change its name!

If this kind of mischief sounds perfect to you, with simple ease you can be Thing One or Two. But rhyming is difficult when trying to tell you of details of products we’re trying to sell so instead of maintaining this rhythmic delight, we’ll simply say these costumes are perfectly right. You’ll be in a jumpsuit of brilliant red with a fuzzy blue wig to sit on your head. Velcro numbers will stick on your chest and you can choose which One or Two would be best. You can get multiple to bring ‘long a friend and then with both Things will your hosts then contend!