The Simpsons Sideshow Bob Mask

Description

Bart may take center stage, and Homer may be Head of Household, but Marge is where it’s at. She has that donut-loving, nuclear power plant worker under her thumb. One little, “Oh, Homer” combined with an innocent bat of those eyelashes, and he is putty in her hands. In fact, she’s got all the men Springfield under her spell. It must be the hair. And, let’s face it, it’s three feet tall and all kinds of impressive. Can you imagine her goodie-two-shoes neighbor, Ned Flanders, secretly lusting after it? Maybe peering through the windows while quietly mumbling his own little twist on Sir Mixalot, “I like big hair and I cannot lie …”

Sideshow Bob probably has a Marge thing going on, too. He loves big 80s hair and rocks his own crazy mane. Marge is his secret, forbidden love. He knows they were made for each other, but they are simply Bart-crossed lovers that cannot be.