The Pink Flamingo Traxedo

Description

The Pink Flamingo Traxedo might seem like a frivolous addition to your wardrobe at first glance, but when you think about it, it’s really one of the most practical garments you can own. I mean, how many outfits pull triple duty as activewear, casual-wear and formalwear? (Note: HalloweenCostumes.com accepts no responsibility for any interpersonal consequences that may or may not result from wearing the Pink Flamingo Traxedo to your sister’s wedding.)

Mother Nature’s pink flamingos achieve their hue through the pink pigment in the shrimp they eat, but in our Pink Flamingo Traxedo, you’ll only be eating up the attention of your fellow partygoers stunned by your class and bravado. You might think you’re above the Pink Flamingo Traxedo, but no one’s above being the coolest guy in the room, on the track or on the altar, and that’s what you’ll be. Comfortable enough in your masculinity to rock hot pink, suave enough rock a bow tie, fly enough to rock a track suit. A made man.

The Pink Flamingo Traxedo has elastic at the ankles to keep out any chills while you’re working out (or just chilling), and the satin ribbon bow tie fastens on with Velcro to keep you in the game should fisticuffs or a strangulation attempt break out in your high-danger lifestyle. Now that’s class! The pants and lapel feature the official Traxedo logo, so when everyone asks what you’re wearing, you can just point. Yeah, they’ll love that.