Teen Hootie Cutie Costume

Description

When it comes to creatures of the night, look no father than the majestic owl.

Yeah, okay, so they’re not so majestic when they’re regurgitating rodent bones, but seriously! Owls are amazing! Have you seen an owl fly? They swoop in with the grace and poise of an airborne ballerina, and drop on rodents so silently and with such deadly force that some of us are still upset they aren’t called air ninjas. And don’t even get us started on the creepy cool way they can rotate their head around, their razor sharp beaks and claws, or their crazy big eyes that see their prey from yards away. Owls. Are. Awesome.

And now that we’re on the same page, we can see the question in your eyes: How can you possibly show your owl appreciation? Fear not, friend. We shall help. There are of course ways to donate or support the owls, you could research, buy pictures and books and all the normal tedious humdrum that people do when they like something. But we think owls deserve a little more recognition than that.

So with that in mind, we humbly offer our Teen Hootie Cutie Costume. It features a black and tan dress with little caplet and eye mask that reminds everyone of our favorite predatory bird. That’s right. If you appreciate owls as much as we do, you can dress as one. And honestly, who wouldn’t?